Look at the Cojones In Her! : How Small Balls Will Change Your Idea of Tight and Loose
I’ve noticed a problem recently, and I’m sure it’s not one our mothers or our grandmother’s ever had to deal with. It’s the notion of vaginal tightness. While women have worried about many and many a thing, for as far back as anyone cares to look, it seems (to me) that it’s only lately that women have been worrying about whether their vaginas are tight, or otherwise.
Old-Fashioned Ideas
The reasons given for the supposed tightness and looseness seem like a combination of old-fashioned morality training and female unfamiliarity with sexual workings. I’m not saying women don’t know how to have sex, we just tend not to have any in-depth knowledge of what happens before, during, and afterwards—and the expected wear and tear on the machinery concerned. The morality training I’m speaking of is the universal notion that women who have a lot of sex, or who have had many partners, have loose vaginas.
What Will Change Your Vagina
It saddens me to meet women who consider themselves “all washed up” due to this idea of vaginal tightness. It’s true; some (very few) things will change the size and shape of your vagina. These things are childbirth and menopause. Childbirth affects the size of your vagina for a very short while, especially if you have children young. Menopause also changes vaginal shape, but it’s due to a changing of the tissues themselves: growing less plump, less springy, and less toned. This is strictly related to hormonal changes, and can be reversed.
Why It Shouldn’t Matter
But on the whole, there is no reason for a female to judge herself, or to be judged by anyone, based on the size and shape of her vagina. In the same way it is inherently wrong to judge a person based on their color, so is it wrong for society to impose upon women a meter stick by which to judge their sexual desirability and purity.
Let’s take just one example to see if this line of thinking pans out. Have you ever seen a porn video? If you have, I’m sure you’ve seen the close-up shot of the female actress’s vagina. Does it look all blown out, like she lost half of a ham sandwich inside? Of course not! That’s because the number of sexual partners, and the amount of sex you have, does not necessarily determine your tightness.
As Easy As One, Two, One, Two
Some women have naturally small vaginas. Some women have roomier vaginas. That’s the luck of the draw. But that doesn’t mean it has to be that way forever. And if multiple partners, or a lot of sex, determined lack of tightness, a porn star could only make three or four movies before she had to throw in the towel. What truly determines vaginal tightness is exercise—just like exercise determines the strength and appearance of the rest of your body.
The exercises I’m speaking about are known as Kegels. Kegels have only officially existed for about seventy years; they were developed to help control urinary incontinence. However, it was quickly seen that these exercises benefit much more than one’s ability to hold back pee. The muscle group that stops urine flow also encircles the vagina; thus, exercising one set of muscles increases the strength of them all.
It’s almost funny that we women worry so much about the state of our vaginas when we can so quickly change them. Kegels give power back to the female—giving her the ability to be so tight she’s almost impenetrable, and to experience toe-curling orgasms from the strength of her own vaginal muscles. For beginners, the easiest way to begin is to buy a light set of
Kegel weights. These are small weighted balls that are placed inside the vagina and held there by the muscles of the vagina alone. Initially they should be used for short periods to train the correct muscles, but eventually they can be left in all day—so long as no discomfort arises!
Don’t Worry, Be Happy (With Your Vagina)!
As the user increases in vaginal strength, and no longer finds the small weights a challenge, she can quickly move up the scale of difficulty. There’s no need to rush ahead, though, just the small weights alone will create a noticeable difference in orgasm stamina and sexual control. I can’t tell you how happy I would be if every women knew this technique, and could stop worrying about being loose or tight! Try it today, and tell your friends; end this secret oppression of women once and for all.